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English Classroom Song: Teach Conditionals and Humor with “If I Had $1,000,000” by Barenaked Ladies

Teach ESL conditionals and spark laughter with Barenaked Ladies’ “If I Had $1,000,000” - a fun, catchy song perfect for your English classroom.

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How to use it in class

Follow these 4 simple steps:

Listen to the full song once

Listen again and complete the lyrics tasks

Explore the background of the song [factfile]

Try the choreography during class

If I Had $1,000,000 [full song]

If I Had $1,000,000 [exercises]

Listen and fill in the gaps.

Gap Fill: If I Had a Million Dollars (Exercise 1)

Exercise 1: Gap Fill

If I had a dollars
If I had a dollars
Well, I'd buy you a
I would buy you a
And if I had a dollars
If I had a dollars
I'd buy you for your house
Maybe a nice or an ottoman

Listen and put the verses in the correct order (1–6).

Order the Verses

Exercise 2: Number the Verses

Enter numbers 1 to 6 to put these verses in the correct order.

A nice reliant automobile
If I had a million dollars
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
And if I had a million dollars

Listen and put the verses in the correct order (1–6).

Order the Verses - Part 3

Exercise 3: Number the Verses in the Correct Order

You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we can put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard

Listen and sing along.

Sing Along - Part 4

Exercise 4: Sing Along

Listen and sing along with this part of the song:

You know, we could just go up there and hang
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there would already be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things, mm
They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame them?
Uh, yeah?

Listen and fill in the gaps.

Gap Fill - Part 5

Exercise 5: Gap Fill

Type the missing words from the lyrics.

If I had a dollars
If I had a dollars
Well, I'd buy you a coat
But not a real fur coat, that's
And if I had a dollars
If I had a dollars
Well, I'd buy you an exotic
Yep, like a llama or an

Listen and sing along.

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

Listen and sing along.

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

Listen and sing along.

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest-, Dijon ketchup, mm, mm

Listen and sing along.

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel

Listen and sing along.

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

Listen and sing along.

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

If I Had $1,000,000 [Classroom Karaoke]

If I Had $1,000,000 [fact file]

Song | If I Had $1,000,000

Release date | 1992

Album | Gordon (debut studio album)

Writers | Steven Page, Ed Robertson

Performer | Barenaked Ladies (Canada)

Style |Acoustic folk-pop, humorous storytelling

Copyright | We don’t own the song nor the lyrics. We are using them for educational purposes. No copyright infringement intended.

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